Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory