when u have to poop but alot of people are over
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
you could give me a pack of hair ties and within a week i will have lost them. all of them. every single one. the same thing would happen with a pack of pencils. the same thing would happen with a pack of anything. tic tacs. stickers. wolves. anything
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
Twist and Shout should get the movie deal
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
if you’re on the street and an old person smiles at you and you dont smile back there is something seriously wrong with you
As much as I love a good booty please don’t make fun of girls for not having one that’s literally body shaming and you are literally a giant shit stain who needs to be smacked back to middle school
let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
me in chemistry class
unstable and not fully understood yet.
i’M IN MY